Ethnic_Chuckle

Ethnic Chuckle

Dorohaya Tyotya Maria,

Yak tam kolo vas? Toot shitko going barz dobri. No yah mala taki experience zhe yah bula taka embarrassed yah tak hymblusha even to think about it.

Me stari ee yah bulli invited doh takee fancy reception for Novi Ruck. Tam budyut takee very important luydi. Yah peeshlah doh storyu kupete novi outfit. Shitko bullo chornoh ee cherveno. Yah uzhe mala chorni shosee noh yah dumam what the heck, live it up a little go with it. Yah kupela cherveni shosee ee chervenee stockensee.

Shosee malee high heels ah yah uzhe dulhe time neh noseela high heels. Nohyah decided that yah will give them a try. Me peeshleh for cocktail hour. Toh yeh takee Amerekansky obechey where yest bara eh napitke noh neh dey sistee. Me stoyale ee balakalee ee moye shosee feelig tighter ee tighter. Moyee nohi tak bolleli zhe dumam zhe yak szrazuyu.

Ah presnol time to go doh dining roomah. Me nashlee nash table. Yah plopped down yah didn't care zhe druhee shest people yestyeh neh preshli. Kolee ohnee presshlee me vedelee zhe me yeh neh znalee. Noh musica bulla taka loud zhe me neh mohli talking anyway. Yah bulla taka dyachna zhe yah mohla seedeti. Noh yah yestyeh did not get relief. Me nohi trobbing. Yah neh mohla standing it anymore ee yah took me shosee off. Yah almost a aohnewla in relief.

Dinner peshlo OK. Yah wiggling me toes ee yah happy. Kolee programma kenshela yah feeling around for me shoes with my noha. Then yah panikovala boh yah neh mohla eeh nyteh. Yah neh hotcheelah kickovatee one of the strangers feet noh yah musheela neighti me shosee. Oden chelovek mah takee funny look nah face. Ohn hladah nah meney, bend down, eeh brought out me chervenee shosee. Then ohn held them up in the air asking who lost a pair of sexy shoes or were they a door prize from Wal-Marts? Yah dumam zhe yah z'dohnuh. Shitkee started to laugh. Yah neznala what to do.

Me standing up, noh chekali for everyone to go. Yah dostala me shoose back noh yah couln't put them on boh moyi nohee tak spuhle. Yah mohla put me toes in me shoes ee yah limped out of the room. Yah dumam zhe from now on yah budyu noseeti me sensible one inch heel shoes. Yah zah stara for high heels.

Budte Zdravi

Not so fashionable

Hanya



				Ethnic Chuckle

		Dorohaya Tyotya Maria, Yak tam kolo vas? Toot shitko going barz dobri. No yah mala taki experience zhe yah bula taka embarrassed yah tak hymblusha even to think about it. Me stari ee yah bulli invited doh takee fancy reception for Novi Ruck. Tam budyut takee very important luydi. Yah peeshlah doh storyu kupete novi outfit. Shitko bullo chornoh ee cherveno. Yah uzhe mala chorni shosee noh yah dumam what the heck, live it up a little go with it. Yah kupela cherveni shosee ee chervenee stockensee. Shosee malee high heels ah yah uzhe dulhe time neh noseela high heels. Nohyah decided that yah will give them a try. Me peeshleh for cocktail hour. Toh yeh takee Amerekansky obechey where yest bara eh napitke noh neh dey sistee. Me stoyale ee balakalee ee moye shosee feelig tighter ee tighter. Moyee nohi tak bolleli zhe dumam zhe yak szrazuyu. Ah presnol time to go doh dining roomah. Me nashlee nash table. Yah plopped down yah didn't care zhe druhee shest people yestyeh neh preshli. Kolee ohnee presshlee me vedelee zhe me yeh neh znalee. Noh musica bulla taka loud zhe me neh mohli talking anyway. Yah bulla taka dyachna zhe yah mohla seedeti. Noh yah yestyeh did not get relief. Me nohi trobbing. Yah neh mohla standing it anymore ee yah took me shosee off. Yah almost a aohnewla in relief. Dinner peshlo OK. Yah wiggling me toes ee yah happy. Kolee programma kenshela yah feeling around for me shoes with my noha. Then yah panikovala boh yah neh mohla eeh nyteh. Yah neh hotcheelah kickovatee one of the strangers feet noh yah musheela neighti me shosee. Oden chelovek mah takee funny look nah face. Ohn hladah nah meney, bend down, eeh brought out me chervenee shosee. Then ohn held them up in the air asking who lost a pair of sexy shoes or were they a door prize from Wal-Marts? Yah dumam zhe yah z'dohnuh. Shitkee started to laugh. Yah neznala what to do. Me standing up, noh chekali for everyone to go. Yah dostala me shoose back noh yah couln't put them on boh moyi nohee tak spuhle. Yah mohla put me toes in me shoes ee yah limped out of the room. Yah dumam zhe from now on yah budyu noseeti me sensible one inch heel shoes. Yah zah stara for high heels. Budte Zdravi Not so fashionable Hanya